“Slit wrist, suck dick, drink piss,” are definitely not three phrases we’d ever expect to hear from any well-respected band, but anything is possible when you have the never-tongue-tied lyricist, John Mess at the helm. Known for verbalizing some of the screwiest lyrics you’ve ever heard, Mess and his Secret Band mates totally take the cake with “Projectile Comet.”
Some fun-filled phrases from “Projectile Comet” include, “Egg yolk citizen, bird fuck specimen” and possibly our favorite, “Cock blocks need to fantasize ‘bout turning they fumbling hands into an enterprise.” To hear more from the Dance Gavin Dance side project, make sure to check out the video above.
Also, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for a new Secret Band album set to hit stores later this year.
